10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from