10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.