10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.