10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.