10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.