10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!