10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Fold and live to fold again
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer