10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown