10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow