10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is for loners.