10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.