10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- It's Free To Fold...