10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!