10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!