10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "No river, no fish."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."