10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.