10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"