10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."