10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.