10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."