10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.