10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it