10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier