10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fold and live to fold again
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT