10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it