10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977