10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.