10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)