10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus