10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?