10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!