10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson