10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike