10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.