10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway