10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear