10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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