10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.