10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from