10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.