10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."