10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones