10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow