10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen