10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss