10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.