10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.