10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.