10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow