10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.